Wolfman’s Car Hits 6,000 Miles!

Yesterday the Wolfcar hit 6,000 miles! Hip hip hooray! I know what you’re thinking. “Looks more like 600,000.” I’ll tell you the story behind this car, then I’ll hand the mic to the Wolfman.

My story:

It’s a 2019 Mahindra Roxor. Designed in India, manufactured in Michigan. At Clark’s, they welded on rusted metal and adorned it with bones, a bear trap, and other freaky accoutrements. They bought it because it’s safer than the old boxcar racer the Wolfman used to drive. The handling on the old Wolfmobile is sluggish, which sometimes caused collisions. It was finally wrecked in a tree crash a few years ago. One of the train conductors bought and repaired it, but it’s defunct at Clark’s.

The Wolfman’s story:

Finest car in N’Hampsha. I built it wit ma bare paws! I take pride in ma ride, give it a spit shine once a week. You think dis just a cruddy old jalopy, eh? Ohh, you have no idea. Dis ting’s an all-terrain Wolf Jeep wit 500 wolfpower. Ya puny little train don’t stand a chance! I’ll be runnin’ laps ‘round you pigeon-lickin’ city slickers!