A Crazy Contest with the Wolfman

Who can act crazier – a train full of tourists or the Wolfman? They’ve got strength in numbers, but I’ve got experience.

Watch how I dance around on that pile of gravel. I’m egging them on, seeing how high I can ramp up their energy.

I tell the audience to act crazy, and they do. Here are some lines I use to egg them on:

“Come on, kids! Howl with me! Howl with the Wolfman!” (those kids get howling every time)

“I want all you kids to howl at the Moon tonight while your parents are tuckin’ ya in for bed.”

“Let’s have a contest. A crazy contest! Let’s see who can act crazier… YOU… or ME.”

“Let’s keep this fire burnin’! Let’s fan the flames of madness into a blazing inferno!”

“Come on, kiddoes! Show me what ya got! Go big or go home!”

“Come on, kids! Louder! I’m an old goat, remember? And I forgot my hearing aids!”

“There ya go! That’s more like it! You kids are gonna be the next generation of Wolfmen and Wolfwomen!”